INDEPENDENT PROJECT · 6 TOOLS LIVE · UPDATED OCT 5

A workbench for Solana meme projects.

Scan a token, save it to Cat Watch, and turn real project updates into posts from the same account. The research tools do not need wallet access, and the content tools are built to stick to the facts you provide.

Open the workbench View plans

Free plan available · no wallet connection · no private keys · no $JOBLESS required

ACTUAL OUTPUTBuild → Content
Live Hire the Cat Build to Content output
Generated from a real Hire the Cat updateFact checks + targeted repair
WORKBENCH

Working tools.

Everything below is connected to the live account, usage limits, and backend. Pick a tool and use it.

IN THE LAB Roast My Project · Meme DNA They stay off the main workbench until they are ready.

CAT SCAN
> Paste a Solana token address.

The cat checks live DEX market signals, saves your scan history and counts the scan against your real plan limit.

Fast market snapshot. Uses your Quick Scan allowance.
Sign in to use your plan's Quick Scans.

Payments are processed securely by Stripe. Subscriptions renew monthly until canceled. Hire the Cat never asks for your wallet seed phrase or private keys.

SHIP LOG

Recent changes

A short record of what actually changed in the product. No roadmap theater.

LAST PRODUCT PASSOctober 5, 2026Hire the Cat AI · V4.4.1
OCTOBER 2026LIVE
Event & Experience GuardStops fake meetings, reactions, pitches and invented project history from slipping into final copy.
Build → ContentOne real update becomes five different content assets without inventing the roadmap.
Stripe subscriptions + billingPlans, upgrades and account limits are connected to the backend.
Experiments stay labeledRoast My Project and Meme DNA remain marked as building until they are actually ready.
PLANS

Plans

Start free. Paid plans increase scan limits, AI actions, saved-token capacity, and Cat Watch history. Billing is handled by Stripe.

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Freeloader

Refuses to pay.

$0/ month

5 quick · 2 deep · 5 AI/day · 3 saved

  • 5 quick scans/day
  • 2 deep scans/day
  • 5 AI actions/day
  • 3 saved tokens
  • Content Labs access
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Part-Timer

Occasionally does work.

$9.99/ month

50 quick · 10 deep · 25 AI/day · 20 saved

  • 50 quick scans/day
  • 10 deep scans/day
  • 25 AI actions/day
  • 20 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 7-day history
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Clocked In

Somehow has a real job.

$19.99/ month

200 quick · 25 deep · 60 AI/day · 75 saved

  • 200 quick scans/day
  • 25 deep scans/day
  • 60 AI actions/day
  • 75 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 30-day history
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Executive Nap

Maximum access. Minimum effort.

$29.99/ month

500 quick · 50 deep · 150 AI/day · 250 saved

  • 500 quick scans/day
  • 50 deep scans/day
  • 150 AI actions/day
  • 250 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 90-day history

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Paid plans renew monthly until canceled. Already subscribed? Use Manage Billing or the plan buttons to switch plans. Upgrades are prorated immediately; downgrades take effect at the next renewal. By subscribing, you agree to the Terms of Service and Refund & Cancellation Policy.

$JOBLESS

The mascot and the product are separate.

$JOBLESS is part of the Unemployed Cat brand. You do not need to own the token, connect a wallet, or provide private keys to use Hire the Cat.

TOKEN REQUIREDNo
WALLET CONNECTIONNo
PRIVATE KEYSNever
OFFICIAL CONTRACTHgZ8TxCnj4Mmqn9y6oB3SQHHcFx8rFpw1AvGXv9kpump

Token and market information is informational research, not financial advice or a security audit. No promises of profit or token performance.