LIVE · UPDATED OCT 5, 2026

Scan the token.
Track the changes.
Write the post.

Hire the Cat puts the repetitive parts of running a meme project in one place: Solana token research, change monitoring, and content tools that stick to the facts you give them.

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Free plan available · no wallet connection · no private keys

REAL APP RUN Build → Content
FACT-LOCKED
REAL UPDATE

Added an Event & Experience Guard so content tools stop inventing fake project history.

01 · MAIN POST

Shipped another guardrail today: Hire the Cat now checks for made-up events and project history before final copy gets through.

02 · MEME CAPTION

the cat now has a fact-checking department. morale remains unchanged.

03 · FOLLOW-UP

Weak drafts get repaired without throwing away the useful ones.

Example from the live workflow
LIVE NOW Cat Scan·Cat Watch·Reply Lab·Post Lab·Campaign Lab·Build → Content
WHAT IT DOES

Research. Monitor. Publish.

Three jobs that keep showing up when you run a meme project. They share one account and one dashboard.

01

Research a Solana token

Quick Scan checks market signals. Deep Scan adds mint authorities, holder concentration, Token-2022 context, pool age, and clear caveats.

Cat Scan
02

Watch what changes

Save a token to Cat Watch and compare snapshots instead of staring at charts all day.

Cat Watch
03

Turn real work into posts

Reply Lab, Post Lab, Campaign Lab, and Build → Content draft multiple options and check the facts you supplied before showing the final copy.

Content tools
TOOLS

Use what’s live.

The working tools are here. Roast My Project and Meme DNA stay marked as building until they are actually ready.

CAT SCAN
> Paste a Solana token address.

The cat checks live DEX market signals, saves your scan history and counts the scan against your real plan limit.

Fast market snapshot. Uses your Quick Scan allowance.
Sign in to use your plan's Quick Scans.

Payments are processed securely by Stripe. Subscriptions renew monthly until canceled. Hire the Cat never asks for your wallet seed phrase or private keys.

A FEW THINGS I CARE ABOUT

Less cleanup after the answer.

The content side is built around the mistakes that get annoying fast: made-up details, five versions of the same idea, and having to start over when one result is bad.

Uses the facts you provide.Narrative, claim, and event checks look for details the model made up.
Gives you different angles.The content tools draft and rank options instead of returning one answer and calling it done.
Repairs the weak card.If one result fails a check, the system can replace that result without throwing away the useful ones.
Keeps research and content together.Scan a token, watch it, then turn real project work into content from the same product.
CHANGELOG

What changed this week.

I’m keeping the recent product changes visible here. Working tools stay live; unfinished experiments stay labeled.

LAST PRODUCT PASSOctober 5, 2026Hire the Cat AI · V4.4.1
RECENT CHANGESlive
Event & Experience GuardStops fake meetings, reactions, pitches and invented project history from slipping into final copy.
Build → ContentOne real update becomes five different content assets without inventing the roadmap.
Stripe subscriptions + billingPlans, upgrades and account limits are connected to the backend.
Experiments stay labeledRoast My Project and Meme DNA remain marked as building until they are actually ready.
PLANS

Start free. Upgrade for higher limits.

Paid plans raise scan limits, AI actions, saved-token capacity, and Cat Watch history. Billing is handled by Stripe.

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Freeloader

Refuses to pay.

$0/ month
  • 5 quick scans/day
  • 2 deep scans/day
  • 5 AI actions/day
  • 3 saved tokens
  • Content Labs access
😼

Part-Timer

Occasionally does work.

$9.99/ month
  • 50 quick scans/day
  • 10 deep scans/day
  • 25 AI actions/day
  • 20 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 7-day history
MOST EMPLOYED
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Clocked In

Somehow has a real job.

$19.99/ month
  • 200 quick scans/day
  • 25 deep scans/day
  • 60 AI actions/day
  • 75 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 30-day history
👑

Executive Nap

Maximum access. Minimum effort.

$29.99/ month
  • 500 quick scans/day
  • 50 deep scans/day
  • 150 AI actions/day
  • 250 saved tokens
  • Cat Watch + 90-day history

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